Except I guess I didn't.
When reviewing my "pending purchase" email, I noticed something strange. Was it just me, or were the cute heart buttons missing from the picture? After contacting customer service, I realized I ordered the wrong dress. Apparently, they're selling two almost identical dresses: The "About the Artist Dress" (shown above, the dress I wanted), and the "About the Author Dress in Grey" (shown below, the dress I apparently ordered. The dress without the heartshaped buttons. It's also not 100% cotton. And it's 4 1/2 inches shorter.)